STILL MORE PERIPHRASTICS

This is the second page I came up with in response to the Periphratics Mrs.
Schloemer shared with me. Enjoy!!

1.  One copper disk having monetary value when conserved by its owner is
    one which has been merited.


2.  Do not allow yourself to evaluate a tome solely on the basis of the
    appearance of its outer surface.


3.  Up to the time that you have traversed 1.609 kilometers with the distal
    portion of each of your lower extremities placed and secured within the
    footwear of any particular person, restrain yourself from engaging in
    dissapprobatory discourse concerning the owner of the footwear.


4.  A near spherical cochineal fruit originating and previously depending
    from the bough of a deciduous arboreal growth in a current state of
    putrefaction will cause the separate but similar fruit which are members
    of the same group to degenerate physically so as to putrify in a manner
    not unlike the first fruit.


5.  A plurality of creatures capable of flight having similar plumage
    circumnavigate contemporaneously to the same locations.


6.  The contents of a metalic vessel constructed for the purpose of preparing
    comestibles under constant observation will never achieve the temperature
    required to separate its molecules so as to emit a vapor into the
    atmosphere.


7.  The person who quickly and repeatedly expels small amounts of the earth's
    atmosphere from within his thoracic cavity by diaphragmatic force performs
    this action in a more satisfactory fashion than those persons who have
    previously executed an equivalent procedure.


8.  A fowl maintained interdigitally by a mortal being has a value which is
    equivalent to that of a duality of the same which are contained by an
    abbreviated woody growth.


9.  A being of the species "Homo Sapiens Erectus" may acquire a desireable
    state of physical being, a monetary worth of paramount degree, and the
    ability to ascertain the proper course of action in approximately any
    given circumstance if he proceeds to enter and exit a state of nocturnal
    dormancy in a timely fashion.


10. Atmospheric turbulence combined with conglomerations of nebulosities,
    accompanied by sporadic discharges of electrical energy, and which
    disseminates minute globules of hydrogen and oxygen combined in a two
    to one ratio in fluid form is without exception preceeded by the condition
    which constitutes the highest degree of absence of luminescence.