MORE PERIPHRASTICS

This is the first page I came up with in response to the Periphratics Mrs.
Schloemer shared with me. Enjoy!!

1.  Partake of a duality of salicilic acid tablets, and communicate in
    twenty four hours.

2.  An absence of aural stimulation is auric in nature.

3.  Consume ye lest ye be consumed.

4.  If it were within the destiny of humankind to soar through the
    atmosphere, he would have been equipped with alar appendages.

5.  That which is present this day will be lacking the next.

6.  The culpable canine produces the greates audible volume.

7.  The culpable canine produces audible volume prior to that produced
    by any other.

8.  The social unit which as a unit addresses the Deity with adoration,
    confession, supplication, or thanksgiving, tends to remain coherent.

9.  In an absence of localized physical suffering associated with disease,
    injury, or other bodily disorder, no advancement will be realized.

10. An alteration of the normal state of the living animal or plant body
    that impairs the performance of the vital functions is less deleterious
    than the pharmaceutical substance which is presumed to eradicate it.

11. That which is not present in the visual field is not present in the
    cerbral cortex.